LOL! My cousin sent me this forward....
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said," NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased whenever she liked...did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, never football, never wore freakin' lacy lingerie that went up her butt, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time.
THE END
3 comments:
There are some days when I truly feel like this girl!! And then there are other days where the thought of doing half those things without someone who wants to do them with you, is depressing. Guess the trick is to find someone who'll let you do all of them and still love you :)
lol...i feel you anon...you want to be totally satisfied and happy alone - but still hope that eventually you'll share your life with someone...the waiting can be frustrating, but i truly believe all things happen exactly when they are supposed to....
and yes, i'm single cashmere...
This is the best thing I've ever read!
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