Rant

So, I'm totally supposed to be sleeping right now. Instead I've been reading random blogs and doing whatever else one does on the internet for 2 hours when they should be sleeping. Especially considering the fact that I'm going to church in the morning. But whatever.

Since I am awake for at least another 30 minutes (my battery is about to die and I am not getting up to find the cord) I'll tell you how I found my new appreciation for "good guys", Mr. Nice guy, etc...

I ended up going to a club the other night. The how's, with whom's, and why's are not important. Anyway, I'm not a big club person - been to some in LA/Hollywood/Beverly Hills/Vegas and that's pretty much it. And of course I had my group with me. Friends who I can totally let loose with.

Not this time. This time, I was with some girls I literally just met maybe an hour before. Incidentally, before I really met one them I met her boobs. Yeah. That's what I said. I came to her place and she was trying to put those clear nipple pads on or something....lol....I almost died laughing.

Then I helped her.

It was hilarious. But I digress. We went to a new Nashville club for black professionals. Which means I was in total "I'm not interested mode". What can I say? I'm a racist. I never think that white guys, latino guys, asian guys or any other race would be interested in me.

Only black guys. And not just only - all. Anywho, we walk in and there are a bunch of dudes smoking, drinking, doing whatever it is you do in the club. I was appalled by a number of things.


1) That along with lotion the bathroom attendant (who had at least 2 gold teeth) was offering black and milds! (To those who don't know what those are, it's like a fake cigar/cigarette with a very distinct smell.) HUH???

2) The annoying dudes who kept staring at me like they wanted to say something and only
stopped when I deliberately turned away from them and talked to the guys that
were with us.

3) The 1 white white-haired old man who was flirting with young black girls. Sorry. It
was just disturbing on so many levels. (I know - totally not pc.)

4) But you know what bothered me the most??? The songs. (Warning: Any underage
readers stop now....OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE)

And I quote -

"Bitch you poppin'"??????????????

"Let me see your tits and ass"????????????

And the women (educated mind you) had the NERVE to get up and say/yell/scream - "Ooooooh, this is my song!"

ARE YOU F-ING KIDDING ME????!!!!!

Did I mention that I stayed in my corner the entire night? I sat, I stood, I chatted. I observed. And.Did.Not.Move.

By the way, this took me almost 20 minutes to write 'cause I was too lazy to go and get my glasses.